{"id":435477,"date":"2018-05-11T18:58:30","date_gmt":"2018-05-11T18:58:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/essaypaper.org\/what-to-expect-from-the-finals-week\/"},"modified":"2018-10-24T09:17:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-24T09:17:00","slug":"what-to-expect-from-the-finals-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benedictsol.com\/blogs\/what-to-expect-from-the-finals-week\/","title":{"rendered":"What to Expect from the Finals Week?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Abandon all hope, the finals week is near. Pluck up all the courage you have, man up, and try not to forget everything you\u2019ve learned this semester. For the year\u2019s end turmoil ain\u2019t taking no prisoners!<\/p>\n

1. Wondering why haven\u2019t you studied harder\"Wondering<\/h2>\n

College means partying, right? Eh, nope. Playing hooky, keeping hands in pockets and putting studies in a cold storage the entire semester brought you what? Nothing but a state of panic so big a head is about to explode inside out. Why, WHY haven\u2019t I studied harder?<\/i> Would be a valid lesson. If you pass the finals, of course. Gotcha!<\/p>\n

2. Had a full night\u2019s sleep, still woke up tired\"Had<\/h2>\n

It\u2019s not because you sleep too little or too bad. It\u2019s all because you\u2019re in a pre-examination stress. Anxiety and fatigue are always there, holding your hand and whispering in the ear, \u201cThou shalt not pass!<\/i>\u201d Fear of what\u2019s coming for you next week frightens every tiny fiber of your soul asylum. But don\u2019t worry, it\u2019ll all pass. Just have to survive it, though.<\/p>\n

3. Going all existential and stuff\"Going<\/h2>\n

Many a lofty matter will be pestering your brain. What is the meaning of life? A chicken or an egg? Why am I even studying Arts? Why am I such a goofy loser graduating in English Literature? How to say \u201cI now may take your order, sirs,\u201d in Spanish? <\/i>Literally anything that could prevent you from hitting those textbooks hard. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

4. Constant hunger even after two Big Macs and fries\"Constant<\/h2>\n

When a brain works at ten tenths, your body needs a lot of energy. Consuming calories, mostly unhealthy ones, you let a brain to keep up with the workload. Adding extra pounds to your love handles or tushie after the finals is so common. Watch out for your diet during this time period! P.S. Whom are we kidding?! Add the bacon and make the cheese double, por favor! <\/i><\/p>\n

5. Writing assignments (like you for real?!?!?)\"Writing<\/h2>\n

Here\u2019s a typical line of thinking of a professor\u2019s scumbag brain. [With an evil laughter and a devilish grind]<\/i> Students preparing for exams? Lemme assignment them with some essays! AAAAaaaaahhhaaaaahhhaaa! <\/i>Yes, there\u2019ll be essays to write even though an examination fortnight is around the corner. Too much for you to handle? Use essay writing services from UK Essay Paper. Delegating assignments feels so GOOD.<\/p>\n

6. Hellish exam essay\"Hellish<\/h2>\n

But not when it\u2019s an exam essay, though! Some courses will require you to prepare an essay as a final part of the test. Haven\u2019t I already done my share of essays? <\/i>Oh no, friend, essays are the nightmare chasing you even if it\u2019s been 5 years since you had graduated. Willy-nilly, an exam essay is musty-writy.<\/p>\n

7. Stocked on coffee and energy drinks\"Stocked<\/h2>\n

At first, living off of caffeine is life. That smell, that gusto, that kick! But before you could say Jack Robinson, the uplifting effect of coffee wears off in direct ratio to how much you get stocked on latte, espresso, Americano, and Red Bull. Chunk, chunk, chunk, MUST NEEDS MORE CAFFEINE!!! At the end of the day, it isn\u2019t giving you any energy but insomnia.<\/p>\n

8. Public breakdown\"Public<\/h2>\n

You\u2019re stressed, depressed, obsessed. Anxiety gets such a strong hold, your hands shake. Eyes twitch. Can\u2019t sleep, can\u2019t study any longer, can\u2019t remember anything read last night. GOSH! LEAVE ME ALL ALONE! That\u2019s a breakdown over here. And you\u2019d better make sure it doesn\u2019t happen in a college library. Because, you know, KEEP SILENCE.<\/p>\n

9. Procrastinating without end\"Procrastinating<\/h2>\n

Tomorrow I will do it.<\/i> Tomorrow comes. Nah, will do it tomorrow!<\/i> It\u2019s the finals week already. Will do it\u2026 Oh, wait a sec\u2026 Ima so screwed! <\/i>Never put off till tomorrow what can you do today, as what them clever men say. For a student about to enter into the year\u2019s examination period, the saying rings truer than ever. \u00a0\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

10. Test questions not covered by the study guide (WOW, that\u2019s plain outrageous!!!)\"Test<\/h2>\n

There\u2019s but one thing x2 worse than all the mentioned above drawn together. It\u2019s when Professor Smartypants puts questions on a test which haven\u2019t been mentioned in the study guide. General knowledge? Extracurricular learning? Taking it outside the official course program? Some men just want to watch the world burn.<\/p>\n

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